Common Hobby Acronyms

[Miss LacyRose]

Many of these acronyms we don't necessarily use here in Ontario Canada, but I am posting all of them just so you all know :) (I did copy and add from various web sites)
I hope this helps you

Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
analingus = licking anus
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period

B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
balloons = breast implants
Barracuda A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = french lessons = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBK = big beautiful knockers
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BL = Ball Licking
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BNG = blow and go, 15 min session max, oral only
BSB = bus stop babe
BSD = big swinging dick
butter face = everything looks good, 'but her' face
BTW = by the way

cash and dash = someone who takes your money then runs
Civilian = A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
Clockwatcher = A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
COB = cum on breast/body
COF = facial = cum on face
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms

DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDF = drug and disease free
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = duo = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFE = dead fish experience
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
DUO = doubles = 2 girls and you

Enhancements = breast implants
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
eye opener = early morning sex

facial = face painting = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
xxxxxxxxxx = feminine lesbian
Five-O = police
FJ = foot job
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French Lessons = BJ
French Letter = condom
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
FDAU = face down ass up

Gaydar = the ability to figure out who is gay or not
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = CBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage

happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HE = happy ending
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
HTUMA Her Tongue Up My Ass = The famed rim job
Hobbyist = a man who sees escorts
hooker = prostitute

IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of

kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)

Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth

mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
Man in a boat = little man in a boat = Clitoris
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases = she allows you to orgasm more than once during the session

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